Sorry doesn't fix a broken heart.
kidxforever:

this is hilarious

kidxforever:

this is hilarious

bewilden:

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how are these people not dead

Oh he can eat plastic bags and the other lady can eat drywall, but if I want to enjoy some fucking cookie dough I’ll get salmonella and die

bewilden:

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how are these people not dead

Oh he can eat plastic bags and the other lady can eat drywall, but if I want to enjoy some fucking cookie dough I’ll get salmonella and die

caught:

Today we’re going to go on a class trip! *hands out acid*

ruinedchildhood:

She warned him.

perchu:

when you try to click an image on tumblr to see a bigger version but you get redirected to someones blog

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ghettoffmylawn:

whatcha thinkin’ ‘bout?

ghettoffmylawn:

whatcha thinkin’ ‘bout?

cuteness-daily:

When someone randomly calls you cute and you just

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