this is hilarious
how are these people not dead
Oh he can eat plastic bags and the other lady can eat drywall, but if I want to enjoy some fucking cookie dough I’ll get salmonella and die
Today we’re going to go on a class trip! *hands out acid*
She warned him.
when you try to click an image on tumblr to see a bigger version but you get redirected to someones blog
whatcha thinkin’ ‘bout?
When someone randomly calls you cute and you just